Hall of Champions

Past Champions

Legends, cheaters, and the occasionally deserving.

2025 Champions
2025
Third Annual Tournament — Reigning Champions

Frank Arone & Jeff Smith

Minnesota finally produced something other than passive aggression.

2024 Champions
2024
Second Annual Tournament

Dave Randall & Donnie "The Fixer" DeGeorge

Allegedly won fair and square. Investigation ongoing.

2023 Champions
2023
Inaugural Tournament

Steve Kaplan & Jeremy Anderson

The original kings of the mountain.

Past Players' Programs

Relive the roasts, the fake sponsors, and the libel.

2025
Third Annual
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2024
Second Annual
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2023
Inaugural
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2026

Your name here? Probably not. But dream big.