Team Registration

Members: register your team below. Tell us about your partner so we can properly roast them in the program.

Member Info

Upload your most embarrassing headshots. The worse, the better.

Guest / Partner Info

The more incriminating, the better. Yearbooks, mugshots, anything from the '90s.

Roast Material

Help us write your team's profile. Anything you share will absolutely be used against you.

Logistics

By submitting, you accept that all information provided may be twisted, exaggerated, and printed in the Players' Program.

Before You Register

Stop. Read This.

The Mountain is not a golf tournament. It's a four-day, four-night commitment.

ALL players — members AND guests — are expected at EVERY event. Every round. Every dinner. Every drinks session. The Calcutta. The awards ceremony. ALL OF IT.

We did not spend months organizing dinners, negotiating tee times, building a Players' Program, and sourcing bespoke Italian wool jackets so your guest could play one round and catch a 4pm flight home.

If your guest can't commit to the entire week — Wednesday through Saturday — find a guest who can. No exceptions. No “he'll be there for most of it.” All in or all out.

The 39 other guys who show up for everything deserve teammates who do the same.