May 20 – 23, 2026

Official Schedule

Don't screw it up. Set an alarm.

Wednesday, May 20

Practice Day
Flexible
Practice Round
Make your own tee time
$50/team
Skins Game
Optional practice round skins
4:00 – 6:00 PM
Drinks After Golf
Main Clubhouse
7:00 PM
Dinner at T-Bones
Bring a bottle of wine per team

Thursday, May 21

Tournament Round 1
12:00 PM
2-Man Best Ball (Net)
Shotgun start
All Day
Team Skins / CTP / Long Drive
Cash prizes
4:00 – 6:00 PM
Drinks After Golf
Main Clubhouse
7:00 PM
Dinner at Jing
Bring a bottle. Calcutta Auction — BRING CASH!

Friday, May 22

Tournament Round 2
12:00 PM
2-Man Best Ball (Net)
Shotgun start
All Day
Team Skins / CTP / Long Drive
Cash prizes
4:00 – 6:00 PM
Drinks After Golf
Main Clubhouse
7:00 PM
Dinner at The Club
Red Rock Country Club

Saturday, May 23

Tournament Round 3
10:00 AM
2-Man Best Ball (Net)
Tee Times
All Day
Team Skins / CTP / Long Drive
Cash prizes
4:00 PM
Awards Ceremony
Outdoor Fireplace Patio

Cash Payouts

No shop credit. No coupons. No stock tips from Platt. Cash only.

Daily Payouts (Per Round)

1st$800
2nd$600
3rd$400
4th$300
5th$200
6th$100
Closest to Pins$100
Long Drive$100
Gross Skins Pot$500
Net Skins Pot$500

Overall Champion (3-Day Total)

1st$1,400/team+ Champions Jacket
2nd$1,100/team
3rd$800/team
4th$600/team
5th$500/team
6th$300/team

* All payout amounts are estimates, you degenerates. Final payouts depend on how many teams are dumb enough to register and may be adjusted at the committee's sole and wildly arbitrary discretion. If you'd like to file a formal complaint, please direct it to someone who cares — which is nobody on this committee.